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"Old Florida Riverfront Hospitality Since 1979"

 3945 NE Indian River Drive, Jensen Beach, FL 34957 ~ *Florida Waterfront Restaurants - Treasure Coast Dining* 
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Conchy Joe's Menu ~ Sandwiches Menu

All sandwiches served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and
a choice of cole slaw, french fries or Bahamian peas & rice.


*BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH
Lightly breaded chicken, deep fried & dipped in a lightly spicy buffalo
sauce & topped w/monterey jack cheese. Served on a toasted kaiser.


CONCHY'S FAMOUS 'WORKS' BURGER
If you don't want the 'works' on your burger 1950's drive-in style, don't order one of these! We season five ounces of cheap ground chuck with eleven secret herbs and spices, fry it up in a pan full of grease, and serve it on a stale sesame seed bun with mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, lots of thin sliced onions, lettuce and tomato. That's the only way we serve it. Well, there is one option: cheddar cheese, i.e. the Famous 'Works' Cheeseburger. And you can order it cooked anyway you like: rare, rare medium rare, medium rare, medium rare medium, medium, medium well, well medium well, or burned to a crisp. You'll get it cooked medium (or thereabouts) no matter how you order it, but you can order it anyway you like - after all it's a free country, right? These are the only options: Cheeseburger or no Cheeseburger. Any other changes would destroy the integrity of this resurrected American Icon, and we won't let this happen, we don't care how important you are! We have clout too, we know someone who's brother's wife is best friends with ex Vice Pres. Dan Quayle's mother in law, so don't try to make us change this burger. No "hold the pickles" here, this ain't no Mickey D's, dig? (that's fifties talk). As Sheriff Taylor put it, "Gooooodburger!" Warning: These burgers are not recommended for people or farm animals with high blood pressure, heart disease, bad choppers, gastiophlabbilicktus, or political ambitions. Also, they're messy, sloppy, they'll get greasy juice all over your hands, chin and clothes - Conchy Joe's will not be held responsible!


*CONCHY'S 'WORKS' BURGER 

*'WORKS' CHEESEBURGER
 
*PLAIN OL' BURGER* Served w/lettuce, tomato & onion and With cheese
Additional

SIDE OF FRENCH FRIES

All sandwiches served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and
a choice of cole slaw or french fries.

 
 
 
 

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Dolphin Bar:
(772) 781-5136
Our Hours:
Lunch
11:30 am - 2:30 pm
Dinner
4:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Happy Hour
3:00 pm - 6:00 pm
 
 
Nothing Like Having Lunch or Dinner on The Water at Conchy Joe's!
 
"We Make The Best Party Platters!"
 
I'm ready for a Steak From The Grill....
 

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"Old Florida Riverfront Hospitality Since 1979" 
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*Florida Waterfront Restaurants Treasure Coast Dining*   Frederic M. Ayres   -   President / Owner
3945 NE Indian River Drive, Jensen Beach, FL 34957    (772) 334-1130
 
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